CASINU$CASINU · under new paw-nership
da house always woofs.
one fluffy dog. black shades. zero experince.
somehow owns da whole place.
01 / da barkjack room
BARKJACKtwenty-one.
then woof.
get closer to 21 than da boss.
too many treats and u bust.
press deal. get close to 21 without going over.
how to play
Hit adds a card. Stand lets da boss play. Closest to 21 wins; over 21 busts. Aces count as 1 or 11. Da boss stands on all 17s. A two-card blackjack beats other 21s. One fresh shuffled deck per round. No splits or doubles.
02 / da jackpawt room
gud boi slotsbig spins.
smol brain.
he pressed one button. da lights came on.
he has been taking credit ever since.
press spin. match three symbols. paws are wild.
03 / da rou-fetch room
ROU-FETCHround n round.
woof n woof.
he thinks da wheel is a frisbee.
pls do not let him fetch da ball.
choose a number from 0 to 36
pick a number, then spin da wheel.
04 / meet da new management
under new paw-nershipbig shades.
smol paws.
his house now.
one fluffy dog. black shades. zero experince.
somehow owns da whole place.
he runs da slots, deals da cards,
and accepts belly rubs as tips.
05 / da high rollers lounge
rollin with zero thoughtsbig rolls.
smol brain.
he brought da dice.
he forgot da instructions.
da dice are on da table.
move ur mouse. peep da table.
da dice have a life of their own.
06 / da treat accountant
belly rubs accepted hereda house
always woofs.
leave ur bones at da door.
take da memories. tip da dog.